"How do you trim a parrots beak?" I asked Brian on my first trip.
"I wouldn't recommend it unless their diets are deficient."
"Really?"
"No way—I've had one drop dead in my hand from the stress of it and I'm very, very good at it."
Two more of my poems have been added to the Academy of American Poets database. I'm deeply honored be in such esteemed company.
Last night, I asked Collin to see his holiday light sketchbook, where he's supposedly been keeping detailed ideas for potential displays all year. I bought some metallic star stickers to mark the designs I approved. It was my idea for him to maintain the sketchbook, and—if I do say so myself—an excellent one. Well, I'm sure you can guess what happened. Every page was blank. Fifth year in a row. So I guess it's back to a strobe light on the lawn and an airhorn hooked up to a motion detector. Like we're friggin' animals.
I'd like something like this, but with light-up animatronic Yodas, birds and mushrooms instead of the baby Jesus.
[Gulp] Here's an excerpt from the memoir I've been working on! First time it's ever seen sunlight or felt the caress of strangers' eyes! Thanks again, The Inquisitive Eater and Laura Cronk, for having me.
The third installment for my Poet of the Month gig at The Inquisitive Eater from The New School. This one's for you, Big Bobby Bergland! Thanks again for having me, Laura Cronk!
And it's all true. Those folks know how to eat. Thanks, again, Laura!
I love The Journal, and I'm so happy this poem found in its new issue. It was inspired by this episode of Criminal: A Podcast